To Begin Where I Am

I'm happy, hope you're happy too ... sordid details following.

In which Braden makes coffee.

  • B: Where's the hell is the French press?!?!
  • Me: Did you try looking next to the bed? On my side?
  • B: Grrrrrr! Next to all those water glasses?
  • Me: ... Yeah?
  • B: One day, maybe five, maybe ten years from now, people won't hear from us for a week. And they'll come to the house and find us in bed, slain, with the entire contents of our kitchen stuffed underneath your side of the bed.
  • Me: We're going to kill each other?
  • B: No ...
  • Me: You're going to kill me?
  • B: And I'll go with you.
  1. littlehouseontheprisonfarm said: Again with the being my favorite real-life-sitcom-couple. Write a screenplay. Get rich.
  2. tobeginwhereiam posted this